guess whose car got egged over the weekend

still got egg on my windshield...and my insurance premiums are about to go up too btw

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i mean, isn't getting your car egged a rite of passage? now you've got a cool story to tell and a chance to upgrade your windshield

my neighbour discovered the drums at 47. i'm discovering what it's like to lose my mind.

someone parks half on the pavement every day. there is an entire empty road next to them.

neighbours who let their dog bark for an hour and then seem genuinely surprised you mentioned it

wind chimes sound peaceful in adverts. at 3am they are something else entirely.

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