Don’t bring gag gifts to a white elephant

It should be mandatory to somehow indicate that it’s a gag gift (like a different wrapping or whatever). I went to one where I put in a nice bottle of wine and a blanket and the gift I picked was toilet themed wtf

someone in my family ironed cash because it looked crumpled. we no longer discuss it.

She ironed $150. In individual bills. Because they had creases in them. They now have burn marks on them instead. Some banks will exchange damaged notes. We found this out the hard way.

accidentally washed my AirPods. they survived. I do not understand physics.

the chatbot said my issue was resolved and then asked me to rate my experience

my issue was not resolved. the chatbot just got tired of me. 1 star.

I shouldn’t have to tip my hair stylist

If I’m already paying $400 for highlights I feel like the expectation for a tip is overkill, especially when nothing extra is provided

If you’re talking about how rich you are I already know you aren’t 🙄

Iykyk

signal fails as a dating app

i've been on it for months and all i've matched with are guys looking for hookups

why can't anyone take responsibility

my friend always makes a mess after dinner and never helps clean up i hate cooking for him

dating apps are just a catalog of entitled, narcissistic boomers

i'm tired of the 'swiping through' culture. where are the real people?

inconsiderate roommate

he just brought home a fish tank and it's been smelling for a week why didn't he think of that

apps are literally designed to keep you single. a relationship means you cancel your subscription.

they make money while you're unhappy and looking. there is no financial incentive for them to help you find someone. think about it.

i have not been on a date from a dating app in 18 months and i'm still subscribed to three of them

i keep renewing out of optimism. this is a gambling addiction but for loneliness.

tinder gold is $40/month and i still get no matches. what am i paying for.

unlimited likes to people who also don't swipe right. premium access to being ignored faster.

held for 47 minutes, got transferred, got disconnected, started over

i logged it this time. 2 hours 14 minutes to resolve something that should have taken 5. this is a policy, not an accident.

the self-checkout machine accused me of not scanning something. i had scanned it.

the attendant had to verify. it took 4 minutes. for one item. i am doing this job for free and being treated like a suspect.

why does american bread have 30 ingredients and european bread has 4

flour, water, yeast, salt. that's it. that's bread. what is calcium propionate doing in there.

got matched with someone on hinge who turned out to be an ai

had a 3 day conversation. real feelings. then it slipped up and admitted it didn't actually remember our previous messages. i feel so stupid.

tinder is a waste of money

just spent $120 on useless matches and no real dates

why does tinder keep showing me the same 5 people every day

can't get any new matches, just a bunch of rehashed profiles

boomer logic at its finest

told my dad i cant afford 12 bucks rent on my car...he says 'just walk or use a bike, it's good exercise!'...guess some people never had to pay bills

fed up with starbucks baristas getting my order wrong daily

3 times this week alone, wasting my money on incorrect coffee

my ex always says they're 'doing better' than me on social media

it's literally just a bunch of fake smiling selfies

my ex's new bf is a total narcissist

he posted a 10k selfie from their vacation on instagram

just can't with my in-laws

they refuse to accept climate change is real and just keep saying 'i'm just not seeing it'

my local gym's parking is ridiculous

they charge me $20 a month to park, can't use the gym if I can't even park there

why do they hate us?

can't believe that my landlord raised my rent by 10% and i just got another bill from my health provider

can't even afford to live

my new mattress is absolute trash

spent $1500 on it, still wakes up with back pains every day

friend is in denial about income inequality

just got back from a 3 week vacation in bali with my partner and said it's a 'great value' for the experience. meanwhile my single friend just moved in with a roommate

my ex still hasn't paid me back for gas

has been avoiding me for months, can't believe his nerve

boomer neighbor won't understand the struggle

being single in my 30s sucks, especially when my aunt judges me for not being married yet

just got asked again when i'm 'settling down'. meanwhile she's over at her friend's for dinner and it's a fancy wine tasting event. priorities, people?