Relationships

my sister has been 'between jobs' for 3 years. she just bought a new TV.

I've covered her share of things quietly because she'll 'pay me back.' She's bought herself three things in the last month. None of those things were money she owes me. Saying this out loud makes me the villain somehow.

dated someone for 8 months before realising they'd never once asked me a single question about myself

Not one. I started keeping track after I noticed. Every conversation was about them, their work, their stories, their problems. I was audience and emotional support. I had opinions, interests, a whole life. Just never asked about.

my brother borrowed my car 'for an hour' three days ago

my mum calls it 'just checking in.' it's actually 'making me feel guilty for having a life.'

the friend who only texts when they need something. no other times.

partner still won't empty the lint trap

i swear, just took an hour to clean the whole house and yet my partner won't take 2 min to empty the lint trap, like what even is the point

my former boss sent me a before/after photo of himself

i guess that's supposed to be some sort of insult? like, my face looks better than his? ugh

my water bottle has been in front of the TV for days

my wife says its not a big deal, but it's a huge deal

david's bridal just tried to sell me a dress for $400

it had a 20% discount sticker from last season

my cat knocked over my moms lego flower vase 🙃

i swear one of my three cats did it on purpose

fiancé just double parked to go shopping for 5 minutes

i swear, he has no regard for other people. just leave the car and go in

what's the point of a betta fish centerpiece?

bride and groom planned to flush those poor fish alive after the wedding. so insensitive.

lammes candies closed down and i'm so sad

their saltwater taffy is basically the best thing that's ever happened to me, why'd they have to go and get all corporate on us?

son's damage to new countertop

scratched '64' in it with a fork, I tried to be patient, but it got worse

wife's water bottle in front of tv every day

its been 10 days straight since she left it there, drives me nuts!

7 yo son of my girlfriend destroyed our new granite countertop

told her a million times not to let him scratch it with fork but she didn't listen

lost property nightmare

my girlfriend lost her car keys and found out it costs 100 dollars to make a set of new keys, ouch

damaged dining

my girlfriend's 7 yo son scratched '67' into our brand new granite countertop and she won't even punish him

my 7yo son is a master table-scratcher

he got that fork and just... scratched... it's going to take forever to fix now, all thanks to my 'little angel'

60 minutes norah o'donnell vs trump, just watch the ratings

both of them playing to their respective crowds, what a joke

wife just dug into fresh pie

baked a pie and this is how my wife dug into it because 'it was still too hot to cut normal slices it would have ruined it'

campsite thief ruined my 4-day trip

guy stole my spot and had the nerve to get defensive

mom bought me a tablet at 1 year old

literally the worst idea, she's just gonna sit there staring at a screen while i'm missing out on actual learning

my wife ate all the chicken skin

i come home from work, and she's got the whole rotisserie skin gone. like, did i not work hard enough for this dinner

my friend still uses outlook 2010

i tried to explain why that's a problem to them, but they just thought i was crazy

my ex is trying to guilt trip me over our dog now

can't even get a break from you after we broke up for years

my dad's texts are gone

just found out about the latest iphone update deleting all texts, devastating

dutton ranch drama: showrunner departure confirmed

chad feehan is leaving yellowstone, guess it's the end

my 4 year old just showed up late to her own birthday party

had to 'show up' after she made me wait in line, her friends were all like 'where's your mom?' ...

sister got cancer scare for a rash

3 hour trip to the hospital unnecessary

furious with my brother

got my license stuck in his windshield - how did this even happen

family member: licence-splattered windshield

my brother decided that embedding my driver's licence in his windshield was a good idea. not okay, bro.

family embarrassment: party queue

my 4-year-old has mastered the art of being a tiny dictator. he put me in line at his own birthday party because i 'showed up late'.

can't even have a conversation

my brother keeps interrupting me and doesn't care. what's even the point?

my 4 year old has a better understanding of queueing than my 12 year old

the kid made my mom wait 20 minutes for me. i just want to get to the party before it's all over

brother's 'joke' left me driving with a stick

he stuck my license in the windshield. i just got a warning for a license plate light and i was FUMING

sober roommate wrecked my kitchen

left all the lights on, burned the coffee pot... thanks to the 'sober living space' vibe i paid extra for

so i waited in line for a 4 yr old

my kid and his friends showed up late to a playground, the parents just made him wait

brother took my license... literally

Stuck license on bro's windshield, guess I'm walking for a while

nephew brings home a dead plant again

why can't he just remember to water it?

my tinder match just sent me a pic of his 'private' instagram account

no thanks, dude. i don't date creeps.

my kids eat ice cream like savages

just cleaned up a puddle of chocolate ice cream from my living room

my nephew returns with the wrong item 5 times in a row

i asked him to get a can of jalapeños and he comes back with ketchup every time

why cant my roommate clean the dishes

i swear i told him i dont want to be the only one washing them

ice cream disaster

kids managed to get chocolate on walls, carpet, hands... and mom's favorite blouse.

cousin in law

came to dinner. took 3 hours to order dessert because he had to 'discuss' the menu with my wife.

my nephew is a shopping disaster

he comes back with like 10 different items every time

my wife tried to explain her immigration situation and i just don't get it

anyone have a lawyer who can dumb it down for me?

my gf's constant snacking is ruining me

day 32 of my passive-aggressive coffee experiment

gf is getting the hint, barely tolerated my half-cup 'accidentally' today

:((( why is immigration so hard?

just scheduled a 3 hr appt at immigration and it's in ICE detained army sergeant's wife, no kidding.

my pet is ruining my life

our puppy thinks it's a lap dog. interrupts me 5x an hour. can't even work from home anymore

teeth brushed with your toothbrush

found out my roommate used my toiletries AGAIN. guess what's also dirty now?

my sister's coffee habits

day 32 of giving my sister less coffee each morning until she doesn’t leave it on the counter all day

day 32 of wasting her coffee

day 32 and she still hasn't asked where her coffee is. guess i'm winning

my partner still leaves my usb charging socket blocked

why do people think that's a smart way to charge their phone, just block the whole socket

family from hell wont empty lint trap

suing my landlord over shoddy repairs

$8000 in damages to my kitchen after 3 months of broken appliances. they still won't compensate

fiancé's new cat destroyed my laptop

£2000 in damages and now he has the nerve to say 'it's just an old laptop'

my flatmate destroyed my teflon pan

gift from my mom and he used a metal scrubber on it. can i just get a new pan for once?!?!

my dad and his girlfriend trashed my room

i came back from mom's house and it was a mess

dad's photography fail

i'm the one with an actual camera, not dad

my boyfriend's cat ruined his work laptop

$2,000 down the drain because our cat is a little demon

disrespecting the dead

my grandma passed away yesterday and her mailbox got hit with junk mail today. who does that?

why do people think this is okay

cat knocked over a glass of water on my £2000 laptop and my mom didn't help me clean it. now the screen is all streaked and it's ruined.

my dad still trashes my room

i came back from my mom's house to find my laptop smashed on the floor and a weird stain on my bed.

frying pan tragedy

my flatmate used a metal scrubber on my non-stick pan. it's now a mess. and i'm fuming.

grandma got swindled

letter in my sister's mailbox after grandma's death: 'congrats to the winner of the $1,000 sweepstakes! claim your prize!' what a sham.

my dad 'fixed' my room with a sledgehammer

i came home from my mom's house to find that my dad and his gf had 'fixed' my room...with a sledgehammer. now my room is basically unusable

my ex signed me up for spam after we broke up

i got 4 unwanted subscription emails from that dating site. what a creep

soft butter heist

my husband can't even leave me with an intact stick of butter

my husband ate all my leftover pizza

i swear i left it wrapped up on the kitchen counter for 6 hours and it was still warm when i got back...no explanation, just an empty container

my cousin told me not wearing a mini skirt to his party was a feminist problem

like what even is his take on consent?!!

my cousin doesn't understand consent

he genuinely thinks if she didn't say no, it's okay, and that's a freaking nightmare.

signal fails as a dating app

i've been on it for months and all i've matched with are guys looking for hookups

why can't anyone take responsibility

my friend always makes a mess after dinner and never helps clean up i hate cooking for him

my wife thinks a sphinx is a cat

seriously, we were walking by this statue and she legit said it looked like a cat. straight up.

dating apps are just a catalog of entitled, narcissistic boomers

i'm tired of the 'swiping through' culture. where are the real people?

inconsiderate roommate

he just brought home a fish tank and it's been smelling for a week why didn't he think of that

apps are literally designed to keep you single. a relationship means you cancel your subscription.

they make money while you're unhappy and looking. there is no financial incentive for them to help you find someone. think about it.

i have not been on a date from a dating app in 18 months and i'm still subscribed to three of them

i keep renewing out of optimism. this is a gambling addiction but for loneliness.

tinder gold is $40/month and i still get no matches. what am i paying for.

unlimited likes to people who also don't swipe right. premium access to being ignored faster.

got matched with someone on hinge who turned out to be an ai

had a 3 day conversation. real feelings. then it slipped up and admitted it didn't actually remember our previous messages. i feel so stupid.

cousin doesn't think consent is necessary

when i said no he just said it's just sex and i was overreacting

tinder is a waste of money

just spent $120 on useless matches and no real dates

why does tinder keep showing me the same 5 people every day

can't get any new matches, just a bunch of rehashed profiles

boomer logic at its finest

told my dad i cant afford 12 bucks rent on my car...he says 'just walk or use a bike, it's good exercise!'...guess some people never had to pay bills

my wife can't even write a decent complaint letter

she spent 2 pages detailing our hoa's incompetence, all it needed was an emotei to get the point across

my ex always says they're 'doing better' than me on social media

it's literally just a bunch of fake smiling selfies

my cousin thinks a 401k is a 401k

told my cousin that 401k isn't sex discrimination, he said i'm just mad because i dont have one

my ex's new bf is a total narcissist

he posted a 10k selfie from their vacation on instagram

just can't with my in-laws

they refuse to accept climate change is real and just keep saying 'i'm just not seeing it'

friend is in denial about income inequality

just got back from a 3 week vacation in bali with my partner and said it's a 'great value' for the experience. meanwhile my single friend just moved in with a roommate

my ex still hasn't paid me back for gas

has been avoiding me for months, can't believe his nerve

being single in my 30s sucks, especially when my aunt judges me for not being married yet

just got asked again when i'm 'settling down'. meanwhile she's over at her friend's for dinner and it's a fancy wine tasting event. priorities, people?

my ex still won't delete my number from his contacts

still seeing my name in his phone even after months of no contact

why do people still text in all caps?

it's 2023, get with the times... i'm blocking another person right now

friends are the worst

my best friend 'accidentally' bought the same dress i wanted online and said 'oops' when i confronted her.

dating apps are toxic

just got ghosted by some dude who claimed to be 'all about the environment'... after asking me about my favorite type of eco-friendly toothpaste.

my sister's expensive taste

she's always buying the most expensive skincare products and then wonders why she's broke

my ex just messaged me after 6 months

why do you think you're entitled to contact me if you couldn't care less?

fed up with my lazy roommate

pays $250 rent a month and still won't do laundry

my ex still lives in our old apartment and refuses to let me get my stuff back

i had to buy a whole new wardrobe when i moved out

i'm so sick of boomer expectations

my mom always asks why i don't 'invest' in a 401k. like, mom, i have student loans. 1k a month isn't going into some retirement fund.

tinder's algorithm is a joke

swiped 50 times, got 2 matches, 1 of which was a pic of a guy's belly button. thanks, tinder, for the quality leads