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someone in my family ironed cash because it looked crumpled. we no longer discuss it.

She ironed $150. In individual bills. Because they had creases in them. They now have burn marks on them instead. Some banks will exchange damaged notes. We found this out the hard way.

accidentally washed my AirPods. they survived. I do not understand physics.

avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.

ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle

The menu described it as 'refreshing Japanese-style cucumber salad with toasted sesame and miso dressing.' There were literally three slices of cucumber arranged in a triangle. The dressing was a drop. I ate it in one bite. I am not exaggerating.

bar was 'out of ice.' for drinks. at a bar.

Simple order. Bourbon, rocks. 'Sorry, we're out of ice right now.' It's 7pm. You are a bar. Ice is a baseline requirement for your profession.

Don’t bring gag gifts to a white elephant

It should be mandatory to somehow indicate that it’s a gag gift (like a different wrapping or whatever). I went to one where I put in a nice bottle of wine and a blanket and the gift I picked was toilet themed wtf

too much packaging for four eggs. the cardboard alone weighed more than the eggs.

the chatbot said my issue was resolved and then asked me to rate my experience

my issue was not resolved. the chatbot just got tired of me. 1 star.

why do people not know how to properly use a vacuum?

just found a huge hairball from my cat's shedding on the carpet

my airbnb host lied about the cleaning fee

found a ton of trash and stains in the room and still got charged $150

why do cats not wipe?!!

just found a butthole print on my freshly washed sheets

my neighbour's kids are a nightmare

just found out they've been breaking our pool table for months

just spent 10 minutes cleaning my keyboard

why is everyone's finger oils so sticky?

nick fuentes is bad news

can't believe he's still got fans after all the hate he spews

lost my dog

super bowl party in florida, february 2025, randomly popped up outside of sao paulo brazil over a year later my dog is still gone

my kid's destruction

just cleaned up after a 6-year-old 'artist'. crayons on the walls, paint on the carpet, and don't even get me started on the toilet.

delta 'premium' service

just got hung up on by the 'priority' customer service line THREE TIMES. is this what they mean by 'top-tier' service?

my furbaby's gross habits

why does mia get to poop on my clean sheets and then look up at me with those big brown eyes like 'who, me?'

my cat is a biohazard

stuck together after washing

ugh, the soap sheets they give you at the gym to wash your hands literally never come off completely...its like they want you to leave smudges all over everything.

why did i pay for this?

just got my new jbl earbuds and they sound terrible. the reviews were fake. don't trust online reviews people.

my cat ruined my clean bed

my cat left a present on my fresh laundry. now the whole sheet smells like...well, i don't want to say.

lammes candies closure

just heard the historic lammes candies is closing, a piece of my childhood is dying

texas tornado preparedness

living in mineral wells, tx, and i'm shocked our emergency plan hasn't changed since the 90s

smokey bones demise

just saw they're closing the smokey bones near my job, another corporate failure

our local smoky bones just closed down 🤯

now where do i get free ribs?

trump passport design is a crime against humanity

who thought putting his face on a passport would be a good idea.

why do people still eat at smokey bones?

just found out they're closing down all the locations. finally. their BBQ is mediocre at best.

tornado season is coming for mineral wells

texas needs to do better on storm warning systems, people are going to get hurt if they can't get to safe shelters in time.

colorado snow storm ruined my weekend plans with friends

i spent hours driving to be stuck at a gas station for 45 minutes

wrong dining table repair cost

daughter tried to repair our expensive dining table and ruined it, cost of repair is 300 dollars, who else gets charged hundreds for a kids mistake

my 7yo son is a menace

just had to sand down a fork-scratched dining table. again. why do 4-year-olds with utensils equal destruction?

no accountability

arc burger just filed for bankruptcy and the ceo is probably living large somewhere while their employees are left with nothing

pizza problems

this is the third time my

jigsaw puzzle nightmare: the wrong puzzle showed up at my doorstep

i was really looking forward to working on that new 1000-piece puzzle, but what arrived was some completely different one from a company i'd never heard of... ugh

coleman company's 3d printed colosseum model is a joke

3d printing costs should not be $500 for a replica. get a real craftsmanship and stop ripping people off

heavy snow warning ruining my travel plans

stuck in chicago at o'hare. estimated delays are over 24 hours. this is insane.

3d printed roman colosseum bust for 150 bucks, what an insult

rip off gift shop, i'll make one with a 3d printer for 10 bucks

sand don't touch

just saw that sign, 'please do not touch or disturb the sand', what's the point, who does this

ben sasse's miraculous health scare

seriously, how does a healthy 60 yr old get cancer out of nowhere?

ben sasse's miracle scam

the politician with medical condition, pushing miracle cure that doesn't exist, disgusting!

orange juice packaging doesn't peel

just spent $4 on juice and now i have to microwave the packaging just to get it to come off

trump assassination attempt update

i'm still waiting for some consequences. anyone else?

coleman camping stove, absolute garbage

burned to a crisp, $100 down the drain. coleman can't deliver.

stolen campsite

guy stole my stagecoach music festival campsite and had the nerve to tell me i ruined his evening when i called him out for being inconsiderate

why do i even bother

nfl draft day 3 disaster

watched the picks all day, only a few decent players left on the board, what a waste of my time

wwe just lost talent

announced another huge release list after all the mass cuts last year, what's the point of investing in wrestling anymore?

wwe talent releases 2026: a disaster

how are they gonna replace the likes of john cena? the future of wwe looks bleak

yellowstone writer left me hanging

chad feehan's departure is a travesty. who's gonna finish dutton's story now?

just got a 6 hour wait for my car to be repaired

and for what? a $50 fix to a non-existent problem

the ants in my mailbox are out of control

found an entire ant colony living in my mailbox and i have no idea how to get rid of them

dale dutton left yellowstone

don't understand why they'd let him go, best showrunner we've had

wwe cut a lot of talent

just found out about 20 wrestlers got axed, what's the point of even having a roster

dutton ranch's latest season

i swear, chad feehan has completely lost touch with the audience, worst plot twists ever

alaska's mysterious phenomenon

heard about the 'golden orb' appearing in the alaskan wilderness... has anyone else heard anything about it?

mysterious phenomenon in alaska is freaking me out

heard about the 'golden orb' in alaska and just... what even is it?!?!?! is it aliens?!?!?!

why do bees sting at the worst moment?

just got stung by a bee while trying to cook dinner. literally dropped the knife, couldn't even react

alaska's golden orb mystery

so there's this weird glowing thing in alaska and nobody seems to know what it is. just a giant ball of light in the middle of nowhere

california governor debate: mahan for the win

mahan's points on california's housing crisis were on point, finally someone who gets it

russell brand's 'comedy' is not comedy

watched the trial footage and his whole shtick is just creepy manipulation, not funny

airbnb host lie: no soap provided

airbnb hosts are supposed to provide soap, but mine just sent me this passive-aggressive note saying it was clearly mentioned in the description. no, it wasn't.

regal cinemas: no thanks

i still can't get over how they replaced those comfortable leather seats with these tacky orange ones. rip regal.

my brother got my licence stuck in the windshield, nice sibling love

guess that's what i get for trusting him to 'watch' my car

my brother stuck my license in his windshield

he was 'helping' me by putting it in his truck

my car is being held hostage

brother got my licence stuck. literally can't even drive away.

my landlord lied about the 'full kitchen'

all they provided was a toaster and a microwave. no stove or oven. what does that even mean?

my brother got my licence stuck in his windshield!

had to call a locksmith to get it out

airbnb 'deluxe' = broken elevator & no working soap

this place was supposed to have a 'full bar' and the soap was supposed to be supplied... nice try

victor wembanyama's injury is just the universe's way of saying 'no'

i'll just stick to fantasy basketball from now on

patricia heaton's bible posts are just so off-putting

i don't need some pseudo-preacher's opinion on how to live my life

defective graduation gear

Got my cap and gown today — if I don't laugh, I might cry. glue was holding it together instead of actual stitching

patricia heaton's bible rants are annoying

just saw patricia heaton promoting her bible on instagram and i'm so tired of it. leave the politics out of it

david wilcock death hoax is infuriating

i just saw a headline about david wilcock's death and it was completely fake. what's wrong with people?

how much lotion is left after the pump stops working?

about 30% of this $20 bottle is still inside the pump

preacher ruined the blind guy's hair cut moment

just read the whole story about the free haircut guy and now i'm so annoyed

defective graduation cap

Got my cap and gown today — if I don't laugh, I might cry. one of the sleeves is 4cm shorter than the other

sarah danh's viral honeymoon

is it me or is this honeymoon a lil too extra?

nato fighter intercept russian aircraft

this cold war vibes all over again. can we just have some peace?

just lost 2 years of notes written with erasable ink

i just saw a mythbusters episode featuring a toilet

infowars is dead, finally

heard alex jones got fired. good riddance. he was a menace

tourists in mexico...no thanks

heard about the shooting at teotihuacan, mexico. not cool. not gonna be traveling there anytime soon.

i-80 winter wonderland

stuck on the highway for 4 hours because of a snowstorm. 200 miles from my destination and counting...

winter storm highway travel warning

i40 closed due to snow and ice, just peachy. i was trying to get to utah for my grandma's birthday

my niece's birthday cake disaster

ordered a custom cake for $80 and got a sloppy, flat, ugly monstrosity back, i could've made it better myself

hardee's bankruptcy and the lost value meal

chess set fail

one of the pieces in my new chess set doesn't look like the others... cheap material, disappointing

sunglass hut employee shattered my $300 lenses

then shattered another pair trying to fix it... now they want me to pay for new lenses?!?!

just got a bruise from a stupid park bench

justice system sucks

zachariah branch arrested while on probation and now has to deal with another set of lawyers and fines. why is this guy still getting a break?

petrol station idiocy

told not to smoke while refuelling and yet this guy sparks an inferno at raipur petrol station. what a moron

iowa city shooter was a failure

university of iowa didn't even have the guts to hold a memorial service for the victims, shame

wrestlemania 42 results controversy

what a rigged match, complete joke

why does the ny giants want to trade dexter lawrence

i'm a huge fan and this makes no sense to me, was it really a salary thing?

why do people still go to dinosaur bar-b-que?

their food is okay, but the service is always so bad. why don't they just shut down already?

cat destroyed my boyfriend's laptop

we're still trying to get the screen replaced. $2000 laptop and a cat is all it takes

bananas in a pinch

banana pudding ice cream is out of stock everywhere. what kind of emergency preparedness plan doesn't account for ice cream?

wrestlemania 42 results are still a disaster

i'm still fuming about that last match...can't believe the judges didn't see that foul play

dexter lawrence got traded to the ny giants for what?

i think i saw the trade on espn last night and all i could think about was...what did they get him for?

spencer cox orders judicial probe

texas tornado cleanup

department of veterans affairs news

iowa tornado aftermath

ice spice and mcdonalds drama

who thought it was a good idea to have ice spice perform at a mcdonalds? now theyre just an endless loop of fight videos

ice cream shop runs out of my fave flavor

i went all the way to ben and jerry's in iowa and they're out of chunky monkey!

ice spice's mcdonalds fight is wild

i love that girl's confidence and attitude

my daughter's art project

solar system my daughter colored at daycare: sun in jail, planets running away... this is what our education system hath wrought

kwwl's iowa weather update

fbi news got me worried

my cousin's been 'watched' for years and no charges

pete hegseth's prayer is just wrong

who prays to the ghost of a movie character?

my 7yr old hatchet got stolen, never to be seen again

lost my 7yr old hatchet for years, finally replaced it... who steals a childhood gift?

I shouldn’t have to tip my hair stylist

If I’m already paying $400 for highlights I feel like the expectation for a tip is overkill, especially when nothing extra is provided

If you’re talking about how rich you are I already know you aren’t 🙄

Iykyk

held for 47 minutes, got transferred, got disconnected, started over

i logged it this time. 2 hours 14 minutes to resolve something that should have taken 5. this is a policy, not an accident.

the self-checkout machine accused me of not scanning something. i had scanned it.

the attendant had to verify. it took 4 minutes. for one item. i am doing this job for free and being treated like a suspect.

why does american bread have 30 ingredients and european bread has 4

flour, water, yeast, salt. that's it. that's bread. what is calcium propionate doing in there.

my cat is a therapy cat... not

tried to get certified but it was $200 and then the exam was an hour long

fed up with starbucks baristas getting my order wrong daily

3 times this week alone, wasting my money on incorrect coffee

my local gym's parking is ridiculous

they charge me $20 a month to park, can't use the gym if I can't even park there

why do they hate us?

can't believe that my landlord raised my rent by 10% and i just got another bill from my health provider

can't even afford to live

my new mattress is absolute trash

spent $1500 on it, still wakes up with back pains every day

boomer neighbor won't understand the struggle

my neighbour thinks lawn gnomes are 'art'