accidentally washed my AirPods. they survived. I do not understand physics.

be honest. overreacting?

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fresh squeezed OJ at brunch. watched the waiter pour tropicana from behind the bar.

the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.

oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once

avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.

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the inconsistency of what survives water is genuinely one of life's great mysteries

AirPods are unkillable. I've washed mine twice. my phone did not survive a light drizzle.

I once washed a lip balm with a full load of laundry. cleaned the clothes and coated them simultaneously.

washed my passport once. it dried weird but still scanned. I did not tell border control.

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