too much packaging for four eggs. the cardboard alone weighed more than the eggs.

be honest. overreacting?

be the first to weigh in

fresh squeezed OJ at brunch. watched the waiter pour tropicana from behind the bar.

the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.

oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once

avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.

4 claps back

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I genuinely didn't know if I was buying eggs or a piece of technology

eggs used to come in a simple tray. somewhere a consultant decided this wasn't premium enough.

the box had a window. a little plastic window. so you could see the eggs. the eggs you were already buying.

'sustainable packaging' printed on the inside of three layers of plastic

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