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ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle

The menu described it as 'refreshing Japanese-style cucumber salad with toasted sesame and miso dressing.' There were literally three slices of cucumber arranged in a triangle. The dressing was a drop. I ate it in one bite. I am not exaggerating.
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