Don’t bring gag gifts to a white elephant

It should be mandatory to somehow indicate that it’s a gag gift (like a different wrapping or whatever). I went to one where I put in a nice bottle of wine and a blanket and the gift I picked was toilet themed wtf

someone in my family ironed cash because it looked crumpled. we no longer discuss it.

She ironed $150. In individual bills. Because they had creases in them. They now have burn marks on them instead. Some banks will exchange damaged notes. We found this out the hard way.

accidentally washed my AirPods. they survived. I do not understand physics.

the chatbot said my issue was resolved and then asked me to rate my experience

my issue was not resolved. the chatbot just got tired of me. 1 star.

oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once

avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.

the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.

The dotted 'tear here' line is a lie. It has always been a lie. The plastic is engineered to resist human hands specifically. I don't know why I keep falling for it.

fresh squeezed OJ at brunch. watched the waiter pour tropicana from behind the bar.

ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle

The menu described it as 'refreshing Japanese-style cucumber salad with toasted sesame and miso dressing.' There were literally three slices of cucumber arranged in a triangle. The dressing was a drop. I ate it in one bite. I am not exaggerating.

bar was 'out of ice.' for drinks. at a bar.

Simple order. Bourbon, rocks. 'Sorry, we're out of ice right now.' It's 7pm. You are a bar. Ice is a baseline requirement for your profession.

too much packaging for four eggs. the cardboard alone weighed more than the eggs.

I shouldn’t have to tip my hair stylist

If I’m already paying $400 for highlights I feel like the expectation for a tip is overkill, especially when nothing extra is provided

If you’re talking about how rich you are I already know you aren’t 🙄

Iykyk

held for 47 minutes, got transferred, got disconnected, started over

i logged it this time. 2 hours 14 minutes to resolve something that should have taken 5. this is a policy, not an accident.

the self-checkout machine accused me of not scanning something. i had scanned it.

the attendant had to verify. it took 4 minutes. for one item. i am doing this job for free and being treated like a suspect.

why does american bread have 30 ingredients and european bread has 4

flour, water, yeast, salt. that's it. that's bread. what is calcium propionate doing in there.

fed up with starbucks baristas getting my order wrong daily

3 times this week alone, wasting my money on incorrect coffee

my local gym's parking is ridiculous

they charge me $20 a month to park, can't use the gym if I can't even park there

why do they hate us?

can't believe that my landlord raised my rent by 10% and i just got another bill from my health provider

can't even afford to live

my new mattress is absolute trash

spent $1500 on it, still wakes up with back pains every day

boomer neighbor won't understand the struggle

my neighbour thinks lawn gnomes are 'art'